Six glorious days aboard the Carnival Panorama — and, more importantly, a heroic quest to eat every burger, taco, and 24-hour slice between here and the Mexican Riviera.
The classic Panorama Mexican Riviera run — two sun-drunk days docked in Cabo, a swing by Ensenada, and just enough sea days to recover between meals.
Typical 6-day Panorama itinerary — Carnival occasionally tweaks port order, so Brian should trust the daily FunTimes over this handsome chart.
Everything below is complimentary unless noted — which is a dangerous, dangerous thing to tell Brian.
Brian's mission, should he choose to accept it (he will): sample the golden arches of two nations.
Two whole days means no excuse. The chains are all in town, a short hop from the marina:
The chains are around town too — but Ensenada is the birthplace of the Baja fish taco, so the real "fast food" here is battered, fried, and handed to you off a street cart in about ninety seconds:
If Brian eats one thing ashore, make it a fish taco from a cart with a queue. This is non-negotiable.